Ned’s Merchandise Now Available!
By Ned on December 11th, 2009Negotiation Strategy:
Tis’ the season of giving. Obviously, the goal is to get people to give you more than you give to them. My plan is to take advantage of my pathetic legion of fans that reads my blog everyday. Those suckers have been getting free advanced negotiation training from me. Now it’s time to cash in big time off of those losers. I figured this stolen merchandise might do the trick.
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| From Me to My Amazing Fans |
12/11/2009 @ 8:30AM
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Dear Loyal Fans.
I am raising money to finance my brewery, to finance my denture business, so that I can refinance my brewery. So to capitalize on my negotiation prowess, I have created some memorabilia based on your feedback and suggestions. Feel free to suggest some more! If you send an idea or an image that I use then I’ll send you a thank you note. I don’t do referrals (that’s what she said, LOL).
Remember, this is the season of giving so make sure to give from your heart. If you are looking for the perfect gift, look no further. This store is the real deal. No offense, but these shirts are pretty rad…
Happy Holidays! (i.e. Merry Christmas)
Love you all, you’re the best!
Ned
PS – You can customize shirt colors, styles, etc. There are options for men/women/boys/girls and more. Price will go up and down accordingly.
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Hey Ned Wingfield, thanks for calling by and commenting. You have some great slogans on those tees and caps, but sorry, I am negotiating Christmas with no money right now. So I will be turning my current batch of old, sloganned tee shirts inside out to try and get a few more months use out of them. The only people remotely laughing will be car drivers who spot me in their mirror.
cheers
Ed