Laser (15)
By Ned on November 6th, 2009Original Posting:
Laser printer – $25
manual and software included with cord. works fine but i just got a new one. see picture atached
[picture of a crummy old printer]
Negotiation Strategy:
Even if your primary purpose for an item doesn’t work out you should always try to come up with another use if you think you can get a bargain. Check out how I implemented this strategy to near success…
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10/30/2009 @ 10:11PM
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Hi there,
I am interested in this laser. Can you send me the specs on the laser. i.e. mW, nn, red/green/blue/yellow, and amount of Potassium titanyl phosphate. I am in need of a high powered laser for a few uses. Please advise on my inquiry immediately.
Ned Wingfield
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10/30/2009 @ 10:34PM
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its a printer
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10/30/2009 @ 11:28PM
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Hi Clemonte,
Thanks for the concise reply!!
Is the LASER printer still available?
Ned
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10/30/2009 @ 1:39AM
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25$ and it’s yours
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10/31/2009 @ 9:52AM
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Great Clemmy!
So here’s the deal. My neighbor just got a new dog. I know what you’re thinking, don’t Koreans eat dogs? Well apparently not since this one just sits in their backyard and barks whenever I try to sneak in. Unfortunately, my black jumpsuit just tore on some barbed wire and my night vision goggles are clogged with sewer water. Fortunately, my wire cutters are still in good shape so while I can still enter through the side gate, I really need to work on my stealthiness.
But, this bloody dog is ruining everything. I was hoping I could shine a laser in his eyes until he can’t see me anymore…if you catch my drift. If you don’t, my intention is to blind this dog. If all goes well, they’ll get rid of it, and maybe as a bonus I can catch it and stuff it.
So, obviously it would help if your laser is Class IIIb/3B. Any idea if it is?
Let me know.
Ned
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10/31/2009 @ 3:25PM
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your jokes man but this printer prolly can’t blind anyone. sorry
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10/31/2009 @ 5:24PM
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Tell you what Clemster, I have a secondary use for it. I recently purchased 75 mirrors for my foyer to disorient intruders. Currently, I run strobe lights to buy me some time to escape out of the attic catapult but after my last rehearsal, it looks like I need about 30 more seconds to make it out in time. This laser could do the trick. I could rig the laser to the alarm system so that if it’s tripped, the police will come. This should delay intruders as they twist and bend around the laser. I can illuminate the beam with my smoke machine!
I could also use this thing for my DJ business. Not sure if you party a lot but these lasers seem to be all the rage with today’s youth.
Where do you think we should make the exchange? Also, you never said whether you wanted cash or barter? That’s what she said, LOL.
If you want, I’d even be willing to trade a stuffed dog for the laser so long as you can wait until a few weeks after I get the laser 
Ned
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10/31/2009 @ 7:26PM
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hahah, ned ur ridiculous. i dont think u can use this laser for that either. i dont know how printers work but i dont think its a big laser
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10/31/2009 @ 9:03PM
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Well, perhaps if the mW is too small, I could use it for something else.
I recently augmented my paintball gun to feed off of compressed nitrogen. It’s better than the CO2 stuff they give you. More importantly, the extra umph from the gas allows me to load in heavier ammunition…including marbles. My neighbors cats won’t know what hit them…until they see the marbles. So Clemonte, here’s where you and your laser come in. I’m having trouble aiming the gun and a laser scope would definitely help.
Of course, since the laser is not up to par, I believe a 15% discount is appropriate. No offense.
I’m not interested in playing around anymore and entertaining your foolishness so if you’re actually serious, let’s close this deal. I look forward to doing business with you.
Ned
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10/31/2009 @ 9:44PM
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ok sure is $22 good?
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10/31/2009 @ 11:08PM
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Hey Clemonte,
Thing is, I don’t like the number 2. All prices in the 20’s are therefore out of the question. 30’s seem high so how about 11?
Ned
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10/31/2009 @ 11:43PM
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why not 19?
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11/01/2009 @ 12:20AM
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why not clemonte?
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11/01/2009 @ 12:54AM
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So wait? is 19 good?
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11/01/2009 @ 10:38AM
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Actually, thanks for asking. This month is bad Karma for all 1’s. How about $9? It’s only fair…
As an incentive, I’ll give you two tips: one now and one upon delivery. Tip #1 – since you just bought a new printer, here’s some advice: Don’t try to fill empty ink cartridges with elk blood.
Ned
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