Stuffed Animals Wanted (7)
By Ned on October 6th, 2009Original Internet Ad:
Donate Xmas gifts!
Christmas presents wanted for gift-drive at ******** Elementary School in light of the tough economic times. We’re asking the community to start early this year and come together this season, open your heart and make a difference!
Bring them by the dropbox at the front entrance.
Thank you for your kindness!
Negotiation Strategy:
I have something they want. For all you negotiation buffs out there, that means I have ‘leverage.’ I will exploit the poor kids whining about not having presents to promote my business ventures. That way everyone wins…but especially me
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| From Me to **************@*********.org |
10/01/2009 @ 10:43AM
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Hi,
I’m willing to donate a few stuffed animals if you let me advertise at the school. My heart is open and I’d really like to make a difference
Ned Wingfield
| From Eileen **************** to Me |
10/01/2009 @ 3:57PM
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Ned,
Your e-mail was referred to me. What do you want to adveritse?
Eileen ********
Acting Principal
******** Elementary School
| From Me to Eileen **************** |
10/02/2009 @ 8:12PM
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Ellen,
I offer a variety of services. I think most likely my DJ service and also my teddy bear business. I think the school would be a good target audience for my ventures.
I see you’re in the acting business. How is that treating you?
Ned
| From Eileen **************** to Me |
10/04/2009 @ 11:10AM
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Ned:
I’m a bit confused. It’s Eileen by the way, and no I’m the acting principal for the school. Send me a flyer and if it’s ok we can move forward.
E
Sent from my BlackBerry device
| From Me to Eileen **************** |
10/04/2009 @ 7:12PM
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Hi Eleen,
Here’s the flyer! Let me know if it’s ok and I can bring the animals over. I was thinking a few cats and maybe some foxes. There is a pretty good supply of these around the neighborhood (pets and in the wild respectively).
Don’t worry, I won’t rat you out about the acting. I’ve definitely had to fake it that I could do a lot of jobs even though I’m a male. So you keep scratching me and I’ll keep scratching you
Ned
attached: Ned’s flyer
| From Me to Eileen **************** |
10/05/2009 @ 1:17PM
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Wow Ned. This is definitely not going to be ok. On second thought you can keep those animals at home.
Eileen ********
Acting Principal
******** Elementary School
| From Me to Eileen **************** |
10/05/2009 @ 2:23PM
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You might want to reconsider. I’m not ‘acting’ if you catch my drift
Ned
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dude, ur a jackass