Keyboard (15)

Original Posting:
Used but working keyboard for sale

Selling my usb keyboard for $10.

Negotiation Strategy:
I planned on using my newfound knowledge about grand pianos and keyboards to get this steal of a deal. Apparently I was less informed than I thought. Oh well…this was a good learning experience even though Rick was a big crumhead.

Note: you should read this posting first: Grand Piano

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From Me to **************@*********.org
09/12/2009 @ 12:21PM

I am really interested in this item.  How loud does it get?

Ned Wingfield

From Rick **************** to Me
09/12/2009 @ 7:26PM

Hi Ned,

It’s pretty quiet. Not any louder than other keyboards anyway.

Thanks
Rick

From Me to Rick ****************
09/12/2009 @ 11:47PM

Hey Rick,

Ok well is it a grand keyboard? I recently had some dealings with a grand piano vendor and learned that grand pianos are the best available. Then I discovered keyboards so I want to make sure I get a grand keyboard.

Let me know.

Ned

From Rick **************** to Me
09/13/2009 @ 9:06AM

This is not a Piano keyboard. It’s for your computer.
Thanks
Rick

From Me to Rick ****************
09/13/2009 @ 2:14PM

Hey Rick,

Sorry for the confusion. There are so many piano variations these days it’s hard to keep track of them all. How exactly does the computer interface with the keyboard? Is it just so you can use the speakers? If that’s the case I think I want to stick with an old fashioned acoustic keyboard because my speakers are pretty crummy.

Ned

From Rick **************** to Me
09/13/2009 @ 8:16PM

Look Ned. This is a computer keyboard. It’s what you used to type your e-mail. Obviously you don’t want one of these so just don’t bother responding.

Rick

From Me to Rick ****************
09/14/2009 @ 12:03AM

Hey Rick,
Sorry for the confusion. No offense but you obviously don’t know much about keyboards. I’m typing on my screen with my mouse! That’s how you type. You double click the letter and then it appears on the screen. Lol how are you typing?

Ned

From Rick **************** to Me
09/14/2009 @ 8:37PM

Ned,

Please leave me alone. Read this if you are somehow actually serious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_(computing)

Rick

From Me to Rick ****************
09/14/2009 @ 10:22PM

Hey Rick,

Wow LOL this is pretty embarrassing. I could definitely use that. This could save me hours of typing I think. I read that article and I really want a laser keyboard or an infrared keyboard. Is that what you’re selling?

Did you write that article because it was really informative. If you wrote it with your keyboard that would be pretty good proof of its functionality.

Ned

From Rick **************** to Me
09/15/2009 @ 10:33AM

Holy shit ned, are you retarded. stop writing me man!

Rick

From Me to Rick ****************
09/15/2009 @ 12:15PM

Rick,

Holy guacamole Rick! No I am not retarded. And I know for sure because when I was a kid my mom took me in and they tested me. I’m just a normal run of the mill fellow who was never taught keyboards in school. Sorry to inconvenience you Mr. Richard. Geez.

Ok so I’ll take your shitty basic keyboard. How much did you want for it?

Ned

From Rick **************** to Me
09/15/2009 @ 5:51PM

no way im selling it to you now. get lost and try to find something better to do than emaling me.

From Me to Rick ****************
09/15/2009 @ 9:38PM

Rick,

“Do or do not… there is no try” – Yoda

I have a superior sense of direction so chances are I won’t get lost. I will consider ceasing to write you but only because you are selling such a crap keyboard, no offense.

Ned

From Rick **************** to Me
09/15/2009 @ 9:46PM

Please stop emailing me.

Rick

From Me to Rick ****************
09/15/2009 @ 10:08PM

Hey Rick,

Will do,

Ned

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