Mirrors (7)
By Ned on September 20th, 2009Original Internet Ad:
Buy my old mirrors. Prices vary. Inquire with specifics (size, shape) and I can send pictures.
[picture of several mirrors was included in ad]
Negotiation Strategy:
As part of my ongoing security system, I hope to construct a mirror setup that will confuse intruders and guests. These mirrors are essential to my strategy but unfortunately this guy wasn’t willing to deal. I think he was intimidated by the threat of my security system and didn’t want to aid my rise to power.
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| From Me to **************@*********.org |
07/12/2009 @ 4:24PM
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How many mirrors do you have for sale? I need a lot.
Thanks,
Ned Wingfield
| From Alistair **************** to Me |
07/12/2009 @ 6:32PM
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20+
| From Me to Alistair **************** |
07/13/2009 @ 10:24AM
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Excellent. I’m basically looking to improve my home security system to disorient intruders. Something along the lines of the mirror scheme from The Man With the Golden Gun featuring 2 of my DJ strobe lights. This way there will be 20 versions of me and intruders won’t know who to attack until it’s too late.
Do you happen to know the refractive index of the mirrors?
Thanks,
Ned
| From Alistair **************** to Me |
07/13/2009 @ 3:53PM
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Ref#@$??? Just call me and you can come over and take a look at them. ***-***-****.
| From Me to Alistair **************** |
07/14/2009 @ 9:56AM
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I don’t really do well with meeting people (hence my impenetrable security system that I’m constantly improving). So I’d prefer not to come over if that’s ok.
How do I know that in the picture you weren’t using mirrors to make it look like you have 2 or 3 times as many mirrors than you actually have?
Ned
| From Alistair **************** to Me |
07/15/2009 @ 3:32PM
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Ok buddy, good luck finding your mirrors.
| From Me to Alistair **************** |
07/15/2009 @ 4:08PM
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I will find them. And then good luck finding the real me if you ever come over.
Ned
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